It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce
I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.