I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room.
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.
I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.
I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin