A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months. ' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them. '
Red SkeltonIt proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.
Red SkeltonWouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools, too?
Red SkeltonPeople think I am dead because they havenโt seen me around for awhile. Iโm not dead, Iโm very much alive, as you can see. Although, there are two things I do before I get up every morning. I look around and if I donโt smell flowers or see candles flickering I go ahead and get up.
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