Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
Red SkeltonHeard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap
Red SkeltonOur principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.
Red Skelton