I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.

I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.

It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

I don't hate my enemies. After all, I made 'em.

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap

Congress: Bingo with billions.