We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.