God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
I know my limit. I just keep passing out before I reach it.
Mom used to say I didn't run away from home my destiny just caught up with me at an early age.