If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.

I know my limit. I just keep passing out before I reach it.

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room.

Mom used to say I didn't run away from home my destiny just caught up with me at an early age.