It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room.

She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

I just want to be known as a clown because to me, that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything - sing, dance and, above all, make people laugh.

Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools, too?

You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.