I just want to be known as a clown because to me, that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything - sing, dance and, above all, make people laugh.
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.