I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.

I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.

I left home because I was hungry.

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.