I left home because I was hungry.
I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.
It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.