I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.

Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Mom used to say I didn't run away from home my destiny just caught up with me at an early age.

I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.

I only come to life when there are people watching.