If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.