God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.
You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first.
I left home because I was hungry.
I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.