She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.