Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
I know my limit. I just keep passing out before I reach it.
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas
It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.