I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off
Congress: Bingo with billions.
I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather.
She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.