I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.
Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room.
Imitation isn't the sincerest form of flattery - it's plagiarism.
I know my limit. I just keep passing out before I reach it.
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off