I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.
Mom used to say I didn't run away from home my destiny just caught up with me at an early age.
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.