Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools, too?

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce

I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.