There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.