God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather.
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.