I don't hate my enemies. After all, I made 'em.
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off