We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity.

She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

I left home because I was hungry.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.