If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools, too?

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

Mom used to say I didn't run away from home my destiny just caught up with me at an early age.