I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap

It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it.

You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.

I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.