I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap

She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

Imitation isn't the sincerest form of flattery - it's plagiarism.

You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first.

Mom used to say I didn't run away from home my destiny just caught up with me at an early age.

I left home because I was hungry.