I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather.

Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer and that would be eliminated from schools, too?

I know my limit. I just keep passing out before I reach it.

I only come to life when there are people watching.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce