Married or Single? There is no good choice. It's like when your doctor says, 'Ointment?' or 'Suppositories'?

That's why you have to like a guy like Charles Manson. Say what you will about Manson - he's one of the only people with the decency to look like a dangerous maniac the first time you meet him.

Easiest job you could ever have... whoever gets to put Michael Jackson in a witness chair and create reasonable doubt.

Imagine my surprise when it turned out the main thing that I was qualified for was to get another degree and teach Political Science to other people, who would, in turn, teach it to other people! This wasn't higher education, this was Amway with a football team!

You should never die for your beliefs, because what if you're wrong?

I'm catholic in the same way, that if a cow was born in a tree, it's a bird!

There is an obesity epidemic. One out of every three Americans... weighs as much as the other two.