America: Twenty million illegal aliens can't be wrong!
There is no romance without some lying. That's what romance is - a little bit of Vaseline on the camera lens of life.
You should never die for your beliefs, because what if you're wrong?
Never fry bacon when you're naked.
We would need less gun control if we had better birth control.
If you have a choice of selling shoes to ladies or giving birth to a flaming porcupine... look into that second, less painful career.