Animals are happier than humans because they're like furry little existentialists, all living in the moment. Their collective motto: live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking pelt.
Richard JeniThe only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.
Richard JeniThere is an obesity epidemic. One out of every three Americans... weighs as much as the other two.
Richard JeniWhy is human cloning illegal? All it is is making a certain type of person on purpose. Can they possibly be any worse than the assholes we're pumping out by accident?
Richard Jeni