You know what the average person is? Average.
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
In New York, the principal leisure activity is internal bleeding.
America: Twenty million illegal aliens can't be wrong!
Religious war at its simplest is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend.
Lobsters one of the only animals that have to put up with being alive in the restaurant. If you go to a steakhouse, folks - no cow tank.