Success is made up of courage, brains, and luck. Since the first two are a function of the third, it's pretty much all luck.

America: Twenty million illegal aliens can't be wrong!

If you're going to war over religion, now you're just getting into a fight over who has the better imaginary friend.

In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example.

Spiritual is the word people use when they mean they want to be covered whey they die but they're not getting up early on a Sunday.

Choosing to have a child you can't take care of is like farting in an elevator. Sure you got it out, but not it's everyone else's problem.

You know what the average person is? Average.