Success is made up of courage, brains, and luck. Since the first two are a function of the third, it's pretty much all luck.

America: Twenty million illegal aliens can't be wrong!

I was brought up Catholic. My mom brought us to mass every Sunday - short for 'massive head trauma' that you get from your mother punching you in your little nine-year-old head every minute because you can't sit still for anything that's boring.

In the United States economic system you can lose big or you can win big. If you lose you wind up wearing a Hefty bag and sleeping in a doorway. If you win you can have sex with Catherine Zeta Jones when you're seventy-five.

Live each day as if it were the last day of your life because, so far, it is.

Success is made up of courage, brains, and luck. Since the first two are a function of the third, it's pretty much all luck.

In New York, the principal leisure activity is internal bleeding.