Fifty per cent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 per cent end in death.
Richard JeniThere is an obesity epidemic. One out of every three Americans... weighs as much as the other two.
Richard JeniSay whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was a person it would be a used car salesman with a flamethrower.
Richard Jeni