The way I see life, it's like we're all flying on the Hindenburg, why fight over the window seats?

Success is made up of courage, brains, and luck. Since the first two are a function of the third, it's pretty much all luck.

That's why you have to like a guy like Charles Manson. Say what you will about Manson - he's one of the only people with the decency to look like a dangerous maniac the first time you meet him.

Why is human cloning illegal? All it is is making a certain type of person on purpose. Can they possibly be any worse than the assholes we're pumping out by accident?

The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

Spiritual is the word people use when they mean they want to be covered whey they die but they're not getting up early on a Sunday.

In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.