Choosing to have a child you can't take care of is like farting in an elevator. Sure you got it out, but not it's everyone else's problem.
Richard JeniI met a girl, we ate, we drank, had sex, got married, had affairs, broke up - God, what a night that was!
Richard JeniIt's always the guy who gets the diarrhea on the commercial at an inconvenient moment. As if you've ever been in a situation: 'You know, this would be a great time to get the runs, you think? I mean the sun's out, we're on the ferris wheel - what are we waiting for?
Richard JeniFifty per cent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 per cent end in death.
Richard Jeni