I'm catholic in the same way, that if a cow was born in a tree, it's a bird!
In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.
That's why you have to like a guy like Charles Manson. Say what you will about Manson - he's one of the only people with the decency to look like a dangerous maniac the first time you meet him.
If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
We would need less gun control if we had better birth control.
In New York, the principal leisure activity is internal bleeding.