Spiritual is the word people use when they mean they want to be covered whey they die but they're not getting up early on a Sunday.

That's why you have to like a guy like Charles Manson. Say what you will about Manson - he's one of the only people with the decency to look like a dangerous maniac the first time you meet him.

When one guy sees an invisible man he's a nut case; ten people see him it's a cult; ten million people see him it's a respected religion.

I met a girl, we ate, we drank, had sex, got married, had affairs, broke up - God, what a night that was!

You know what the average person is? Average.

We would need less gun control if we had better birth control.

If you ever thought you were ugly, Los Angeles is the place to come and find out you were right.