Choosing to have a child you can't take care of is like farting in an elevator. Sure you got it out, but not it's everyone else's problem.
Never fry bacon when you're naked.
We spend the second half of our life making up for the first half.
In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.
We would need less gun control if we had better birth control.
Religious war at its simplest is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend.