There is no romance without some lying. That's what romance is - a little bit of Vaseline on the camera lens of life.

I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'

Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it.

Why is human cloning illegal? All it is is making a certain type of person on purpose. Can they possibly be any worse than the assholes we're pumping out by accident?

Ridiculous that some people feel superior to the gay minority. They're the only couples you'll ever find poking around for ceramics and candle holders in the winery gift shop and both parties really want to be there.

You should never die for your beliefs, because what if you're wrong?

Religious war at its simplest is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend.