When one guy sees an invisible man he's a nut case; ten people see him it's a cult; ten million people see him it's a respected religion.

In life your dreams may not come true, but sooner or later one of your nightmares will.

When one guy sees an invisible man he's a nut case; ten people see him it's a cult; ten million people see him it's a respected religion.

The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.

That's why you have to like a guy like Charles Manson. Say what you will about Manson - he's one of the only people with the decency to look like a dangerous maniac the first time you meet him.

In the United States economic system you can lose big or you can win big. If you lose you wind up wearing a Hefty bag and sleeping in a doorway. If you win you can have sex with Catherine Zeta Jones when you're seventy-five.

I met a girl, we ate, we drank, had sex, got married, had affairs, broke up - God, what a night that was!