The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire'and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat.'
Richard JeniIn any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example.
Richard JeniReligious war at its simplest is killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend.
Richard JeniLobsters one of the only animals that have to put up with being alive in the restaurant. If you go to a steakhouse, folks - no cow tank.
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