I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.

My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.

A saleslady holds up an ugly dress and says, 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.