Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift.
Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".
If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen