I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: "Mitch, you look great." Mitch: "Thanks." On the other side: "Ruth, you look great." Ruth: "I do? Must be the lighting."

I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.

Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to kill you now.

If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?