I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.

Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.

Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.