They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
A saleslady holds up an ugly dress and says, 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.
If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.
Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.