There is a woman who swam around Manhattan, and I asked her, why? She said, it hadn't ever been done before. Well, she didn't have to do that. If she wanted to something no one had ever done before, all she had to do was vacuum my apartment.
Rita RudnerMen are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
Rita RudnerAfter you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.
Rita RudnerIndividuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.
Rita Rudner