I'm not sure if my husband is going to be there when I actually have the baby. He said the only way he's going to be in the room when there's a delivery is if there's a pizza involved.

Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of the women they're married to.

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.