I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.

Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.

I adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.

I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.