Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I don't look back. I'm like a shark - I only look forward.
Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.
Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
Eye contact is a method utilised by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Many women find it difficult to look a man directly in the eyes, not because of shyness, but because a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.