Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.
Rita RudnerI started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.'
Rita RudnerThere are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
Rita Rudner