If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.