Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.

Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do. I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat."