Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.

My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.

All men would still really like to own a train set.