I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code... he turned himself in.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.'

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

My parents were glad to see that my new husband looks like a 'regular guy'-no earring or anything. But really I think a man with an earring is better prepared for marriage. I mean, he's already experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.