I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.

I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.

Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.