I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do. I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat."