I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying

I knew so little about money I used to sign my check, "Love, Rita."

My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. She married a man for money. She wasn't real subtle about it. Instead of calling him her fiancé, she kept calling him her financee.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.