I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.

Never take candy from strangers.

Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?