Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money?
Rita RudnerBlondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?
Rita RudnerI was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
Rita RudnerMen do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code... he turned himself in.
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