I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.