Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

Cats are a waste of fur.

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.