Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
Rita RudnerI don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.
Rita RudnerWhen you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.
Rita Rudner