Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.

Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying

I adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.