My Vegas act is how I make my money.
... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works; technology evolves and slowly there are a few things you can't work; at the end, you don't know how anything works.
How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?
Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people.
I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
I can see close up and my husband can see far away, so we're covered. He tells me who's in the movie and I tell him what's in his sandwich. Together we're human bifocals.