Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

I knew so little about money I used to sign my check, "Love, Rita."

Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.

Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.