Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people.

Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.

Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.

A saleslady holds up an ugly dress and says, 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?