Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.

Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

I can see close up and my husband can see far away, so we're covered. He tells me who's in the movie and I tell him what's in his sandwich. Together we're human bifocals.