I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.