Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
Rita RudnerEye contact is a method utilised by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Many women find it difficult to look a man directly in the eyes, not because of shyness, but because a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
Rita RudnerMen have better self-images than women. You know what I've never seen in a men's magazine? A makeover.
Rita RudnerAll men are afraid of eyelash curlers. They don't understand them, and they don't want to get near them. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
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