Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take