Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

I knew so little about money I used to sign my check, "Love, Rita."

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.