Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

My parents were glad to see that my new husband looks like a 'regular guy'-no earring or anything. But really I think a man with an earring is better prepared for marriage. I mean, he's already experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture.

I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

Men who write love letters don't live in this century.

Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.