A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
Rita RudnerWe've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
Rita RudnerWhen I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.
Rita RudnerHalloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn't know what to do. I'd knock on people's doors and go, "Trick or treat."
Rita Rudner