Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: "Mitch, you look great." Mitch: "Thanks." On the other side: "Ruth, you look great." Ruth: "I do? Must be the lighting."

I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.

Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of the women they're married to.

All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.