My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

I'm going to start water skiing someday...as soon as I can separate it from being dragged by a boat.

I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.