Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?
Rita RudnerNever play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"
Rita RudnerGoing out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different expressions of horror.
Rita Rudner