Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Men have better self-images than women. You know what I've never seen in a men's magazine? A makeover.

I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.'

... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works; technology evolves and slowly there are a few things you can't work; at the end, you don't know how anything works.

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.