Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.

Human nature is largely something that has to be overcome.

My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. She married a man for money. She wasn't real subtle about it. Instead of calling him her fiancé, she kept calling him her financee.

The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him

Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.