Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.

If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.

I have a hold limit that I've set for myself. I hold until I start to imagine myself killing the person on the other end. Then I hang up and regroup.

I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go.