Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.

I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.

I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

In high school I was voted the girl most likely to become a nun. That may not be impressive to you, but it was quite an accomplishment at the Hebrew Academy.