Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different expressions of horror.

The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.