Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.
Rita RudnerI'm not sure if my husband is going to be there when I actually have the baby. He said the only way he's going to be in the room when there's a delivery is if there's a pizza involved.
Rita RudnerOh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to kill you now.
Rita RudnerMy father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.
Rita Rudner