I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.
Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.
I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".