I'll never understand why people go to movie theaters to have conversations. Going to the movies to talk is like going to a restaurant to cook. The idea is that you have paid your money to have someone do something better than you can do it yourself.

The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal.

Men have better self-images than women. You know what I've never seen in a men's magazine? A makeover.

I started taking ballet lessons when I was 4, and I was performing in ballet companies when I was 10, and I did summer stock in Miami Beach when I was 12, and finally I said, 'I gotta go to Broadway.'

All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. They don't understand them, and they don't want to get near them. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.