All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.

Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible; in a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.