All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.

Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.

Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings.

I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.

If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.