I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur.
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.
My Vegas act is how I make my money.
Men who write love letters don't live in this century.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.