Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.
Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.