Cats are a waste of fur.

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.

The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.